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August 2011
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A call to the masses to help a friend:
To all my friends i need to call in a favor or put my self in debt to you. Most of you already know that due to life issues i, sadly, will not be going to burning man this year. That said i need to hit someone up for a ticket. I have a very good friend who, like me, due to life issues was not able to buy a ticket. the difference is that he does have the ability to go.
I really want to emboss...
July 2011
Boehner is a lier
*submitted by RevThwack on reddit (http://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/j0bl5/really_boehner_really/)
Boehner
Millions are looking for work, have been for some time, and the spending binge going on in Washington is a big part of the reason why.
CBO reports say that in the fourth quarter of 2010 there were somewhere between 1.3 million and 3.5 million people who were then employed who...
VID: HAHAHAHAHAHAH http://ping.fm/cRK8W
LIFE: weighed in this morning and found out i already hit my first goal of 239lbs. no i just need to hold that through July 4th!
PIC: neat play on the eyes
http://ping.fm/UkxUz
LIFE: with any luck, by the end of this weekend ill be sporting a shinny new Android phone (first cell phone in almost 2 years)
June 2011
IMO: Dear FaceBook:
In regards to Googles new “Google+”; They did it right.
P.S. your idea of rights management still suck ass
IMO: Dear Google;
In regards to the new “Google+”; WOOT! finally something from you that has a good interface!
WOOT!: got a invite to Google+ *joy!!
LIFE: The Guild is now on hulu!? WIN!
LIFE: house is flooded =( im fucked, everything is fucked
LIFE: Rain? really? fracking dandy. i miss the news for a couple of days and now i have a open roof & tools/supplies everywhere getting wet
LIFE: Woot, got my Google music invite! *happy*
LIFE: A new week and a new week of IT study group. this is the 4th week (i think) and still no one showing. *shrug* its life
PIC: Diet problem #1 (so true) http://ping.fm/GWbIA
IMO: Dear Robert Gates,
in regards to your stance on the elimination of the Dont ask Dont tell policy; FUCK YOU!
http://bit.ly/DADTspeakout
PIC: Dear Gaia, we fucked up, sorry about that:
http://bit.ly/sorrygaia
VID: SO BUSTED!:
Cat gets caught barking and resumes meowing
http://ping.fm/jEmHG
PICS: funny shit: http://ping.fm/URxfU
VID: eHow Go fuck your self:http://ping.fm/3U1qk
FUN: Found a new and interesting way to listen to music streaming: http://turntable.fm its like communal Pandora DJing.
LIFE: Projects on the list *updated
http://warpedjester.tumblr.com/post/6566927383/life-projects-on-the-list
LIFE: Projects on the list
In order of priority:
· Roofing:
o Remove old roof:
o Repair weather damage on roof
o Replace damaged trim
o Install gutteres
o Run underground rain run-off pipes
o Extend roofline by front door
o Extend walkway cover
o Install bathroom skylight
o Install kitchen skylights
o Install drip edge
o Lay felt
o Install rake fascia
o Install new shingles and...
Paintball removed from SB798! and are now...
I have no idea what would make the paint ball “community” turn in favor of SB798 other then a back room deal to go pro if they get off the list. if there is another reason anyone can even think of, i would love to hear it. I know Airsoftrers and paint ballers have had, what i thought was, a “friendly” difference of opinion regarding the sports but this is just a really...
LIFE: Anyone in the Google-vers got a Google music invite? *puppy dog eyes*
PROJECT: Roof: all the shingles off, took delivery of roofing supplies and played a little with my new nail guns. chance to crit my self +8
HELP: Extra hands for roofing project
This a re-post since the last was over the weekend:
I’m asking again because i really need the assist here. I have started the project of re-roofing my house and having additional hands to help with simple tasks would be a HUGE help right now.
Again, to say thank you for the help i will gladly offer to fill you up on beer/soda and pizza/food/snack while your here as well as, of course,...
LIFE: update
this weekend has been full, Started off with getting the tractor repaired and running again, added a member to the family by way of a cute orange tabby named Frack (pics to come). Add to that our van breaking down leaving us with one car (yet again). we also had our second Summer Photo Walk hosted by Pixelation Motion (http://ping.fm/mOvbJ) which i thought was windy but enjoyable. Round it all out...
IMO: Slump in construction industry creates a...
This is heart wrenching, this will really hit all of the Burning Man peeps but i encourage all to read as its a example of where our country as a whole currently sits.
http://ping.fm/k2ueX
FUN: Richard Dreyfuss reads the iTunes EULA
http://ping.fm/fmDkb
PIC: Super Power diagram http://bit.ly/superpowerdiagram
GETTING 2 KNOW YOUR FRIENDS, through obscure questions:
When we the last time you ran as fast as you could just to see how fast you could go?
RANDOM BUT TRUE: If it hadn’t been for that tire i would have never got all that wood split!
EVENT: Don’t forget, this weekend is the Photo walk in Santa Cruz hosted by Pixelated Motion. join our group http://ping.fm/W5qi5
LIFE: looking out form the coast over the ocean and not seeing any new cloud cover. i like this. #betterweather
LIFE: for a “weekend lazy day” it was a tuff day. Now its time for a glass of warm milk with honey and a bowl of cookie dough.
NEWS: I love this: Bank of America Gets Pad Locked After Homeowner Forecloses On It
http://bit.ly/istZWF
NEWS: rain foretasted for this weekend BUT this could be the last rain of the season *crosses fingers
LIFE: Saw a girl the other day that was so hot it made me stop and consider buying a nondescript van just so i could meet her.
BBBRAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!http://ping.fm/iKls3
TOY: for all you iPhone people i give you; the iPhone Toaster alarm clock. http://bit.ly/toasteralarmclock
Just fun i think
RANDOM FACT: if both parents are left handed their offspring have a 50% chance of being lefties, right handed parents have only a 2% chance.
NEWS: Tennessee just made it a criminal offense to share your online streaming account:
http://bit.ly/dumbTNlaw
NEWS: Tennessee just made it a criminal offense to...
Up till now sharing your password was just a violation of the EULA of most streaming services. now in the [not so] great state of Tennessee it is a state violation that can incur fines and/or jail time. The bill makes it a crime for anyone other than account holders to log into services like Netflix, Hulu Plus, Rdio, or Rhapsody. It also empowers streaming media companies that identify illegal...
NEWS: week old but: Pete DeGraaf (K-Rep.): “Being Impregnated During a Rape Is Just Like Getting a Flat Tire” yeah =( http://wapo.st/iTgsB9
QUOTE: Jack in the box on facebook:
“If Chuck Norris tells a Chuck Norris joke I’m pretty sure the universe will implode.”